- Dyan Emery: When you're an actress you feel like a clock's always ticking. Guys like Eastwood and Jack Nicholson can stay stars forever, but when you're an *actress*, it's like being a ball player, when the legs go, the breaks go.
- Jessica Fletcher: But you're only, what, 29?
- Dyan Emery: That's what I tell People magazine, try 36.
- Jessica Fletcher: Are you saying that you're interested in my thoughts, Lieutenant?
- Lt. Roy Flint: Only the good ones.
- [last lines]
- Carly McAllister: I think this is for you to read, Timmy.
- Timothy Flint: [reading] "Whereas, Jessica Fletcher has proven herself a friend extraordinaire, be it herewith resolved that she is officially designated an honorary Bud."
- Jessica Fletcher: [laughing] Oh! Thank you.
- Jessica Fletcher: It's quite a phenomenon. Who would think a show about six 20-somethings sitting around discussing their sexuality would become such a hit?
- Timothy Flint: It's more than that. There's... we also... yeah, that's about it.
- [first lines]
- Ricki Vardian: Oh, the network's driving me crazy, Vince. We're the number one series on TV. And just to save a few pennies they're bugging me to eliminate some of the series regulars. I told them, forget it.