Murder, She Wrote (TV Series)

My Johnny Lies Over the Ocean (1985)

Leslie Nielsen: Captain Daniels

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Quotes 

• Captain Daniels : Now, if she's insane then I am too.

  Jessica Fletcher : That's precisely what the Bordens said about their daughter Lizzie.

• [last lines] 

  Captain Daniels : And to make amends, I would, uh, I happen to know of a magnificent little restaurant here in port, and, uh, would you, uh... would you do me the honor of dining with me this evening?

  Jessica Fletcher : Well, uh, that depends. Uh, you're not planning to show me your hootchy-kootchy, are you?

  Captain Daniels : Definitely not... Oh!

  [they both laugh]