- Robbie Douglas: Me, me? She's the prettiest girl in the whole school.
- Gordy: Yeah, she still wants to meet you. Maybe she's stupid or something.
- Michael Francis 'Bub' O'Casey: Grab a towel Mike and start drying.
- Mike Douglas: Well Dad's using the towel.
- Steve Douglas: Oh we're rich, we have two towels. I'll use the other one.
- Michael Francis 'Bub' O'Casey: [sniffing Robbie, who's preening in the mirror] What have you got on?
- Robbie Douglas: Lotion. After shaving.
- Michael Francis 'Bub' O'Casey: After shaving what? You smell like an explosion in a barber shop!