- Mike Douglas: Must be like studying with Madame Curie. Real genius, huh?
- Robbie Douglas: Every time she opened her mouth it was a catastrophe.
- Michael Francis 'Bub' O'Casey: Not very good at poetry huh?
- Robbie Douglas: Next to her I'm like Robert Louis Longfellow.
- Steve Douglas: I mean she seems uh just a little...
- Mike Douglas: Very mature looking for her age but she does seem a little...
- Michael Francis 'Bub' O'Casey: Yeah she does seem a little...
- Chip Douglas: Dumb.
- Michael Francis 'Bub' O'Casey: That's the word.