- Michael Kyle: Claire is not going to that prom!
- Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Yes, she is!
- Michael Kyle: No, she isn't!
- Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Yes, she is!
- Michael Kyle: No, she isn't!
- Janet 'Jay' Kyle: No, she isn't!
- Michael Kyle: Yes, she is and that's final!
- Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Thank you!
- Michael Kyle: Hey, wait a minute, you Bugs Bunny'd me!
- Michael Kyle: Claire,I don't want to go to the prom by yourself. Don't you know what it stands for?
- Claire Kyle #2: No.
- Michael Kyle: Penes Rubbing Against My Daughter.