Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Diabolik (1999)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
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Quotes
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[last lines of the series]
Mike Nelson : Who's for rice?
Crow : Would you sit down? The movie's about to start.
Tom Servo : Dummy.
Announcer : WGNJ TV in Milwaukee presents our Saturday afternoon movie, The Crawling Eye.
Tom Servo : The Crawling Eye- the Marty Feldman story.
Mike Nelson : Oh Forrest Tucker. He's the guy who makes sure the trees' shirttails are in.
Crow : This movie looks kind of familiar, doesn't it?
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[Valmont opens a trapdoor and drops a man out of his airplane]
Mike Nelson : Extreme organized crime!
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Mike Nelson : Dr. Phibes is drunk again.
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[as mob boss Valmont meets with his henchmen, a whooping horn sounds the approach of a speedboat]
Mike Nelson : The SS Jo Anne Worley!
Ralph Valmont : Is that Stud... coming?
Crow : I beg your pardon?
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Mike Nelson : So Tom, what are you going to do with all the spare yous you've collected over the years?
Tom Servo : Yeah, you know, I just did a head count and boy, I've made quite a few of me, heh! 517 at the last count.
Crow : Wow. Yeah, that's far too much you. You should be limited to one or less.
Tom Servo : Exactly.