Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Quest of the Delta Knights (1998)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
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Quotes
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Lord Vultair : It seems...
Mike Nelson : Chilly in here, could you turn down your guy?
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Tom Servo : Hey, Alanis Morrisette is in prison!
Mike Nelson : Finally.
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Mike Nelson : Wench-jacking was a big problem in the Middle Ages.
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Pearl Forrester : Okay, Nelson, time for your semi-annual check-up. So...
[readies clipboard]
Pearl Forrester : How are you feeling these days?
Mike Nelson : Doing very well these days, Pearl. Thank you.
Pearl Forrester : No physical pain anywhere? No mental anguish? No vague feelings of unease? Poor sleep? Crying jags, hives, corns?
Mike Nelson : No. Well, I was a bit upset a few days ago when I lost some shiny bottle-caps that I quite liked, but, I found 'em and ever since it's been damn good times. I'm feeling very very happy and I never felt healthier. I have a good life. Thank you!
Pearl Forrester : *Why?* What is *wrong* with you? I work my fingers to the bone trying to make you miserable and you have the insensitivity to tell me you're *happy?*
Brain Guy : You know, Pearl, it might behoove you to reevaluate the experiment itself. As a wise old Observer once said, to constantly repeat the same action and expect a variant reaction is surely a sign of madness.
[Pearl punches him in the face]
Pearl Forrester : Then why do you keep mouthing off to me? You get the same reaction every time.
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Tom Servo : Hey, what happened to Crow there?
Mike Nelson : Oh he went outside to check the ships gutters, the ratio kicked up and he got caught in a freak hailstorm.
Tom Servo : Sure is the season for 'em, huh?
Mike Nelson : Yeah, about three grand in hail damage, uh, it's gonna be about three weeks in the shop, but Gyps gave me a loaner Crow.
[smoking rattling loaner Crow shows up]
Tom Servo : Cool. Hey, it's that old AMC Crow that Gypsy's been tinkering with for years.
Loaner Crow : Hey guys, are there things that are happening?
Tom Servo : He must be running rich.
Mike Nelson : Yeah, well, I'll flip his air filter cover over and uh, he should be fine.
Tom Servo : Check it out, he's got a killer radio!
Mike Nelson : Oh wow, cool.
[turns on radio]
Loaner Crow : Later we'll take stuff and do it, right?
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Leonardo : Come on, Tee. Besides being a pretty good artist, I'm *great* with maps, so how about it?
Mike Nelson : How great can you really be at *maps*?
Crow T. Robot : It's like being good at eating cereal.