- TV's Frank: Okay. Well Joel, you know if you're like me, when I think of the 70's, I think of one thing: Foosball! Woo-eeeyukaaeeee! So what we've done is taken the whole Foosball concept, and uh... We've caulked this, added water, and we've turned it into Water Polo. Woo!
- Dr. Forrester: That's right.
- TV's Frank: Yeah.
- Dr. Forrester: To provide hours of aquatic terror... Get that, Frank... with shark attacks...
- TV's Frank: I'm going to kill you! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die
- Dr. Forrester: ...boat accidents, just like the kind of terror you're going to see in this film this week, Joel: The Phantom Creeps with Bela Lugosi. I've got you now, Frank.
- TV's Frank: And then after that, our main feature is called Rocket Attack USA. It's the feel-good film of the Cold War Era, a triumph of the human spirit! But now I'm going to kill you!
- Dr. Forrester: I have you now!
- TV's Frank: Die! Die! Die!
- Dr. Forrester: I just scored on you, Pauline Kale.
- TV's Frank: You are going to... Ahahah...
- Dr. Forrester: Endure the film, Joel, if you can.
- TV's Frank: I will kill you!