Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Space Mutiny (1997)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

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Quotes 

• Crow : [the macho names they invent for the films hero]  Slab Bulkhead!

  Tom Servo : Fridge Largemeat!

  Mike Nelson : Punt Speedchunk!

  Crow : Butch Deadlift!

  Crow : Bold Bigflank!

  Mike Nelson : Splint Chesthair!

  Mike Nelson : Flint Ironstag!

  Crow : Bolt Vanderhuge!

  Mike Nelson : Thick McRunfast!

  Crow : Buff Drinklots!

  Tom Servo : Trunk Slamchest!

  Crow : Fist Rockbone!

  Mike Nelson : Stump Beefknob!

  Tom Servo : Smash Lampjaw!

  Crow : Punch Rockgroin!

  Mike Nelson : Buck Plankchest!

  Crow : Stump Chunkmen!

  Tom Servo : Dirk Hardpeck!

  Mike Nelson : Rip Steakface!

  Tom Servo : Crud Bonemeal!

  Mike Nelson : Brick Hardmeat!

  Crow : Rip Slabcheek!

  Tom Servo : Bob Johnson! No wait...

  Mike Nelson : Smoke Manmuscle!

  Mike Nelson : Big McLargeHuge!

• [after Space Mutiny finally ends] 

  Mike Nelson : Boo! Boo!

  Tom Servo : Man, a retarded jellyfish could make a better movie than this!

  Crow : A severely impaired box turtle with a very busy schedule, just give him a camera for a day, he'd come up with something better than this.

• [Dave Ryder and Leah are chasing Kalgon in golf-carts] 

  Crow : Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of *three*!

• David Ryder : Listen, lady!

  Lea Jansen : Doctor!

  David Ryder : Doctor!

  Crow : Doctor Lady!

• [the camera pans over a character that died in the previous scene] 

  Mike Nelson : Hey... Hey, she's dead! She died!

  Tom Servo : Wow...

  Captain Devers : Sir...

  Crow : I think it's very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance!

• Wussy commander : This is mutiny! This is treason! Which I warn you I must report!

  Crow : I just need to wet myself first!

• Crow : I have a whole colony of people living in my beard.

• Captain Devers : [referring to another character]  Sir, we both know there's only one man here who's capable of combat. A man who's had training, both physically and mentally.

  Commander Jansen : Alright.

  Crow : [as Jansen]  Fetch me my warrior muumuu.

• Crow : Here's a little free advice for the mutineers: Just stop and aim, you idiots!

  Tom Servo : Why is he so impossible to hit? Why do they keep on missing this slow, giant, white thing?

• Crow : Oh, hey, Mike, uh, I'm a Bellerian.

  Mike Nelson : Sure looks that way, doesn't it?

  Crow : Yep. I just found out, and you know it's weird. It explains so much about me, about who I am, where I came from, what motivates me and such.

  Mike Nelson : Well, sure. I mean, you're a Bellerian.

  Crow : Yep. Why, don't I look like one, or--?

  Mike Nelson : No, sure. You do.

  Crow : I mean, I've got to be a Bellerian, otherwise I wouldn't be dressed like this. Gosh, am I a Bellerian? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have to be. Yep, yep, I'm a Bellerian. Oh, hell, am I? I-- No, no, no, I am a Bellerian. I am. Mm-hm.

• [as a character drives off in a tiny cart] 

  Crow : Herve Villechaize's death car.