- Fran: I thought you told Maggie to "go for it."
- Yetta Rosenberg: That's not Maggie?
- Fran: No, that's Grace!
- Yetta Rosenberg: Now I'm confused...
- Fran: Grace is the little one, Schmooie is the boy, the tall one is Maggie.
- Yetta Rosenberg: What, hot pants? Tell her to go for it? What am I, senile? Your husband would kick me out of the house!
- Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: Fran we didn't do anything. Greg and I decided to cool it.
- Fran: Why? I mean, good!
- Fran: [she and Maxwell walk in on Yetta and Saul] Oh my God, Yetta!
- Yetta Rosenberg: What a coincidence. Saul said the same thing not ten minutes ago.
- Maxwell Sheffield: [after Niles addresses Saul] Niles, you knew about this.
- Niles: Yes sir. As it so happens, my room is directly beneath theirs.
- Niles: [addressing Yetta and Saul] Bravo.