Nash Bridges (TV Series)

Blackout (1997)

Jeff Perry: Insp. Harvey Leek

Quotes 

• Insp. Michelle Chan : Oh, and, ah, guys, I almost forgot: I wanted to weight in on your little work discussion. You know, I don't mind frank sexual talk in the office as long as it's not directly concerning me. And, ah, just for your information: if a co-worker ever tries to intoruce me to 'Mr. Happy', I'll very quickly make him into Mr. Unhappy. Good-bye.

  Insp. Evan Cortez : So you think I still got a chance with her?

  Insp. Harvey Leek : Unless she gets blown up and loses her memory, no.

• Insp. Harvey Leek : Now, Larson had contacted you because somebody contacted him about a contract killing, you went undercover as Teddy Malone four days ago, that's the last we heard of you.

  Insp. Nash Bridges : Why would I drop out of sight for four days? Not communicate with anybody.

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : That we don't know.

  Insp. Nash Bridges : Well, hell, that's not like me.

  Insp. Harvey Leek : We agree.

  Insp. Nash Bridges : Well, damnit, don't let me do that no more!

• Insp. Harvey Leek : She could fight a war all by herself.

  [as they both investigate the stuff on Michelle's desk after she walks away from it] 

  Insp. Evan Cortez : Look at this stuff, this isn't standard polcie-issue, is it?

  Insp. Harvey Leek : Nah, too high-tech. Oh, this is very Emma Peel of her. Remember 'The Avengers', that TV show? Damn you're young.

  [after Evan looks at him confused] 

  Insp. Evan Cortez : I want that woman, she is extremely hot.

  Insp. Harvey Leek : No, no - tread very gently on that stuff.

  Insp. Evan Cortez : Why you say that?

  Insp. Harvey Leek : Using that kind of language when talking about a fellow police officer... you got to be careful these days.

  Insp. Evan Cortez : Yeah, but what if she would like it.

  Insp. Harvey Leek : Yeah, yeah, all I'm saying is don't let anybody else hear that because people file lawsuits for less effort.

  Insp. Evan Cortez : All I'm saying is that first time I saw that woman I wanted to kiss the nape of her neck, I wanted to devour her flesh, I wanted to do the wild thing with her, possibly introduce her to Mr. Happy if you know what I'm talking about.

  Insp. Harvey Leek : You been taking those testosterone supplements?