Nash Bridges (TV Series)
Danger Zone (1998)
Cheech Marin: Insp. Joe Dominguez
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Quotes
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Maria Renaldo : Ever donated sperm?
Insp. Joe Dominguez : Wait a minute, wait a minute...
Maria Renaldo : Are you my father?
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Insp. Nash Bridges : Well, did ya?
Insp. Joe Dominguez : Did I what?
Insp. Nash Bridges : Donate sperm.
Insp. Joe Dominguez : I was going out with this girl; her name was Ellie Hunt. She was beautiful, she was smart, she could throw a curve ball.
Insp. Nash Bridges : Ah, killer credentials. Keep going.
Insp. Joe Dominguez : Well, she was involved with this experimental fertility program
Insp. Nash Bridges : Huh, weren't we all?
Insp. Joe Dominguez : Hey, I never slept with her, I just donated sperm, you know.
Insp. Nash Bridges : Oh, I get it: all thee the obligation with none of the fun, that sort of deal?
Insp. Joe Dominguez : Yeah, well, what I figured is if I donated sperm professionally I might, ah, really get to donate sperm later, if you know what I mean.
Insp. Nash Bridges : Oh, ah, I, ah, I do and I'm fascinated. It's truly wonderful to see thee origins of Joe Dominguez logic, way back in its earliest form.
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Pepe : I didn't know you two were into chaps & spurs.
Insp. Nash Bridges : Um, Pepe, we're not...
Insp. Joe Dominguez : Ah, save your breath, man - don't confuse him.
Insp. Nash Bridges : Yeah, you're right.
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Insp. Nash Bridges : Kiss my grits.
Insp. Joe Dominguez : Right here in the window?
[walking up to a store window display]
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Insp. Joe Dominguez : Well, I got an update on my sperm.
Insp. Joe Dominguez : Come again?
Insp. Joe Dominguez : No need to, they sold it.
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Insp. Nash Bridges : Wait - they sold your sperm as an asset?
Insp. Joe Dominguez : Yeah? Very funny. Well, you know what that means, don't you?
[as Nash laughs]
Insp. Nash Bridges : I'm afraid to guess.
Insp. Joe Dominguez : I mean, there could be hundreds of little Joe Dominguez's running around out there.
Insp. Nash Bridges : Oh my God. Kind of makes that sheep cloning thing look like a non event.
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Pepe : Have you two ever considered a committment ceremony?
[to Nash and Joe, at a wedding]
Insp. Joe Dominguez : Ah, Pepe, you do know my wife, Inger?
Pepe : You're so brave.
[to Inger]
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Insp. Joe Dominguez : [to Vijay, who has just been found hiding in a laundry bin] Do you know you're hampering a police investigation?