- Caitlin Cross: You know what? I really don't want to fight. This is ridiculous. So, if it will make you feel any better, I will assume half the responsibility.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: Well, who's going to assume the other half, because I'm damn sure not doing it?
- Insp. Nash Bridges: Eladio, how much am I paying you to berate me like this?
- [as Eladio pretends to be the opposing lawyer arguing the case with Nash]
- Eladio Dominguez: Oh, my standard fee: three-hundred dollars an hour.