- Nash Bridges: Where'd you learn to do that?
- Caitlin Cross: [reading papers in a folder, pretending to not eavesdrop on Nash] Do what?
- Nash Bridges: Read upside down.
- Caitlin Cross: Now I see why you have two ex-wives.
- Nash Bridges: Better to have tried and failed than to have not tried at all.
- Joe Dominguez: [reading a fake ad placed in an adult swingers magazine] "Wealthy gentleman and very hot latina spit-fire seek equally wild but discrete couple for mid-week trysts and weekend romps." Aren't romps and trysts the same thing?
- Nash Bridges: I wouldn't know anything about that stuff.
- Caitlin Cross: Tryst has a more romantic connotation. You asked.
- Joe Dominguez: Trystin' the night away.
- Nash Bridges: Damn.