NCIS (TV Series)
Light Sleeper (2006)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
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Quotes
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : A good investigator doesn't sit around. He assumes everything he's been told is false until it checks out. I want you to check every possible lead, every possible angle.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : On it, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : There's only one time I want you to stop, McGee.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : When you tell me.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No! When you're satisfied! When YOU'RE SATISIFIED!
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Officer Ziva David : This is not one of your stupid action movies, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, it isn't. If it was you'd be dressed differently.
Officer Ziva David : And you'd be far better looking.
[McGee laughs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to McGee] You'd be dead by the opening credits!
[Ziva laughs]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Did you ever stop to think that maybe I am the plucky comic relief?
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Not exactly groundbreaking police work there.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [smacks the back of McGee's head] She's not done yet.
Abby Sciuto : Thank you, Gibbs.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Like my father always said, "Be careful who you marry, Anthony. She may end up being a homicidal maniac."
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Your father actually said that to you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, but I'm pretty sure he thought it.
Officer Ziva David : Probably he knew your taste in women.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Do you think it was a hate crime?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No. I definitely don't think it was a hate crime. In my experience there's only one color in the Marines.
Officer Ziva David : By what I've seen of your Marine Corps, it's ethnically diverse.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He means green, Ziva, and I think he's right.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [Abby punches his arm] What was that for?
Abby Sciuto : For mocking my groundbreaking police work.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I wasn't mocking your -
[Abby makes a fist]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : It won't happen again.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sensitivity training's going to have to wait. A double homicide at Quantico, Marine wives. Grab your gear!
Officer Ziva David : [fist-pumps] Yes!
[DiNozzo and McGee both look at her]
Officer Ziva David : Inappropriate?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : A bit.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Boss, did you find her?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, McGee. She's hiding in my coffee cup.