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Quotes
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How many numbers did he dial?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Six.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : One more and bada-bing-bada-boom.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Lucky he wasn't phony savy.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Savy enough to wire three phones to the same number.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah. What if he used speed dial?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Quoting a memo] All agents, not working active cases, are to attend a sexual harassment lecture at the NCIS Human Resource Center at 0930 hours, today.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I can not sit through another one of those, I will shoot myself.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : You mean they actually train you guys how to harass?
[Gets a dirty look from Gibbs]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Hey, I'm kidding, except for Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The last time, Kate, I was only trying to get my seat belt on.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Right! Seat Belt.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : He could be a power company employee doing his job.
[the suspect picks up his weapon and starts shooting at them]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No! I don't think so!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Do we look like sexists?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Ask me who's buried in Grant's tomb, it's a tougher question.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I did work for the Secret Service. We tend to get all hot and bothered over large sums of hundred dollar bills.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Is that what does it for you?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : What does it for me, Tony, is a mystery that you will never solve.