- Gomez Addams: Feuding over some ancient, half-forgotten disagreement does seem kinda silly...
- Pa McAddams: [aims his shotgun] You callin' my kinfolk silly?
- Gomez Addams: What sort of hosts would we be if they wanted a pointless, protracted battle and we didn't fight back?
- Gomez Addams: Geezer, you're soaking wet!
- Geezer: Yeah, I just went for a swim in your swamp. Heh, you got some mighty big alligators in there...
- Gomez Addams: I hope they didn't bother you. They can be rather playful.
- Morticia Addams: Yes, they make such wonderful pets.
- Geezer: Those were your pets? Whoops. They're my squaredancing boots, now...