NewsRadio (TV Series)

Coda (1996)

Joe Rogan: Joe Garrelli

Quotes 

• Joe : Seven times. I flunked this test seven times, you know. I mean, I don't want to say 'conspiracy,' but...

  Lisa : Well actually, I am starting to see a pattern here."

  Joe : Ah. Uh huh. Uh huh.

  Lisa : One of last year's questions was: 'In the following circuit, the potential is blank volts.' And you answered: 'I refuse to answer the question on the grounds that the design of this circuit is totally sucky.'

  Joe : Yeah. I don't know how that dumb bastard ever got to be a professor.

  Lisa : Oh. Well you know, that would explain why you answered the next question: 'If you want to build a thermostat that won't be affected by humidity, try this you dumb bastard.'

• Joe : I am not a mindless drone. Mindless drones should not be allowed to use technology.

  Lisa : You are the Unabomber, aren't you?

• Matthew Brock : As you know, I have been trying to find something to do together.

  Bill : We already have something to do together. It's called work.

  Matthew Brock : The softball team didn't work for whatever reason.

  Joe : Maybe that's because to play softball you need a bat.

  Matthew Brock : I know that now.

  Joe : And a ball.

  Matthew Brock : Whatever!

  Lisa : If you're going to get us all Knicks tickets like last year, at least buy them all in advance.

  Matthew Brock : I said whatever! Who knew New York was such a big sports town?

• Lisa : I did get an 800 on my math SATs.

  Joe : Is 800 the score or the number of times you brag about your score?

• Joe : I never asked for help before in my life. I mean, I never thought I'd have to ask help from a chick. Don't get me wrong, I have asked chicks for *help*...

  Lisa : Joe, that's not help, that's charity.