NewsRadio (TV Series)

Freaky Friday (1999)

Dave Foley: Dave Nelson

Quotes 

• Dave Nelson : Sure, we've all wanted to kill Matthew, but what good would that do?

  Jimmy : It would make him dead.

• Dave Nelson : Joe, we don't need a science reporter.

  Joe Garrelli : Dude, I'm offering my services for free.

  Dave Nelson : Yeah, but just so that you can beam your messages to space.

  Joe Garrelli : Lucky guess.

• [Max is eating a sandwich] 

  Dave Nelson : Max. That's my lunch.

  Max Lewis : Really? I don't see your name on it.

  [Dave holds up the lunch bag, and it is clearly labeled "DAVE"] 

  Max Lewis : Well, I don't see your name on the actual sandwich.

• Dave Nelson : Max, the break room is not your personal hunting ground.

  Max Lewis : I know. I prefer to think of it as a game preserve, where everyone is free to take their best shot.