NewsRadio (TV Series)

French Diplomacy (1997)

Dave Foley: Dave Nelson

Quotes 

• Jimmy : I think we should just die with our boots on!

  Dave : Sir, what are you talking about?

  Jimmy : Aw, nothin'; I just wanted you guys to notice my new boots.

• Lisa Miller : Matthew couldn't even go to the bathroom by himself.

  Dave : Yes, he could.

  Lisa Miller : No, he couldn't.

  Dave : He couldn't?

  Lisa Miller : No.

• Lisa Miller : I would like to say I accept full responsibility for what happened here today.

  Jimmy : Well, that's very noble of you, Lisa, but this isn't the Bay of Pigs.

  Dave : And Bill certainly isn't President Kennedy.

  Bill : I take that as a compliment - because if I *was* him, I'd be dead right now.

• Lisa Miller : You know what your problem is, Dave?

  Dave : Uh, no.

  Lisa Miller : You are like one of those diseased fish, at the pet store, that has to be kept in its own little separate tank all by itself. The only problem is, you're still with the other fish.

• Andrea : I just see that she cannot handle Bill.

  Dave : Oh - well, no one can handle Bill. I'm the only one that comes close, and I don't know what the hell to do with him half the time.