NewsRadio (TV Series)

French Diplomacy (1997)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

Quotes 

• Lisa Miller : Matthew couldn't even go to the bathroom by himself.

  Dave : Yes, he could.

  Lisa Miller : No, he couldn't.

  Dave : He couldn't?

  Lisa Miller : No.

• Bill : I told you to leave well enough alone, but no! You had to play the big shot! And now a perfectly happy, healthy young man with a bright future is dead!

  Lisa Miller : Bill, this guy was obviously crippled by mental illness!

  Bill : You're obviously crippled by mental illness!

• Lisa Miller : I would like to say I accept full responsibility for what happened here today.

  Jimmy : Well, that's very noble of you, Lisa, but this isn't the Bay of Pigs.

  Dave : And Bill certainly isn't President Kennedy.

  Bill : I take that as a compliment - because if I *was* him, I'd be dead right now.

• Lisa Miller : You know what your problem is, Dave?

  Dave : Uh, no.

  Lisa Miller : You are like one of those diseased fish, at the pet store, that has to be kept in its own little separate tank all by itself. The only problem is, you're still with the other fish.

• Bill : Lisa sets a funny example.

  Lisa Miller : Thank you.

  Bill : And just because we don't all follow her example and sleep with Dave... I'm just horsin' around!