- Bill: You think that's an amazing trick? Watch this, Dave.
- [he looks at Dave's coffee table, which immediately collapses]
- Lisa: Well, I know. But as the employer, it is your job to make your employees feel that they are part of the decision-making process.
- Dave: Is this something you learned from that stupid book on Japanese management techniques?
- Lisa: You don't actually have to LISTEN to them. Just pretend to. It helps to create a more harmonious group energy.
- Dave: Again, is this from that stupid book on Japanese management techniques?
- Lisa: This is just a standard management technique that has been used by personnel supervisors since the days of... Ho Lu, grand emperor of the Wu dynasty.
- Dave: Matthew, I would like your input on something.
- Matthew Brock: What up?
- Dave: Catherine is sick today, and I want to put Lisa up on the booth.
- Matthew Brock: My input on that is that I should do it.
- Dave: Catherine is out sick today and I want your input on who should take her place.
- Bill: Me. I can handle it.
- Dave: I think it's too much work for one man.
- Bill: [Chicago accent] How about my friend Eddie from Chicago?
- Dave: Is he a real person or just another voice?
- Bill: Another voice.
- Dave: No.
- Bill: [Hindu accent] What if he were from India?
- Lisa: You know why he's doing this, right? He's threatened by us.
- Matthew Brock: Yeah, he's totally threatening us.
- Lisa: Threatened *by* us.
- Matthew Brock: Oh, right.