NewsRadio (TV Series)
The Public Domain (1997)
Dave Foley: Dave Nelson
Quotes
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Andrea : Actually, I brought Steve over to help you, Dave.
Dave Nelson : Oh, so he's going to assist me.
Andrea : [laughing] That's a cute way of putting it.
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Dave Nelson : Bill, I would like you to meet Steve Johnson.
Bill : Hi, Steve.
Steve Johnson : [stretches out his hand to Bill] Hello, Bill.
[Bill punches out Steve]
Dave Nelson : That was your plan?
Bill : I panicked.
Dave Nelson : Yeah, well, you can't just...
Bill : I only did it for you, Dave.
Dave Nelson : Yeah, that's what John Hinckley said.
Bill : Which reminds me of a little song...
Dave Nelson : Don't!
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Dave Nelson : Exactly what kind of career do you have lined up, anyway?
Bill : Let's just say I'm puttin' together an act.
Dave Nelson : Bill, I thought your whole life was an act.
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Dave Nelson : Why is it that everyone's solution to everything around here is some sort of covert plan?
Joe Garrelli : That's a secret.
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Joe Garrelli : [as Beth takes down a photo of Matthew as employee of the month] This is so depressing.
Dave Nelson : Yeah - well, Joe, if I remember correctly, that's what you said when we put that photo up.
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Dave Nelson : That's a very cunning plan, but now is not the time for cunning plans or crazy capers.
Lisa Miller : Dave, you never want cunning plans or crazy capers.
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Dave Nelson : Bill, I have asked you, I have begged you, now I am ordering you. Get that piano out of here. And Matthew, if you don't get out of this building right now, I will call security!
[Matthew comes out from behind a plant and runs away]
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Jimmy James : These guys - they have done documentaries about *all* the heavy hitters. Talkin' about, uh... y'know, Ted Turner, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch, Bruce Wayne...
Dave Nelson : Sir, Bruce Wayne is Batman.
Jimmy James : Ssshh!
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Bill : [singing] Silent night, religious right / Jesse Helms sleeps tonight. - Everybody!
Lisa Miller , Beth , Dave Nelson : [singing] Something something...
Bill : [singing] Madeline Albright.
