- Beth: Say, Bill, where's your manly man?
- Joe: Gentlemen's gentlemen.
- Bill: Cadbury's gone.
- Joe: If I was that dude, I would have quit a long time ago.
- Bill: Oh, he didn't quit.
- Beth: You fired him already?
- Bill: No. Cadbury got up early this morning and left, and stole my wallet, my credit cards, my TV, my stereo, by fridge and most of my furniture.
- Beth: Did you call the police?
- Bill: Yes, and I explained the whole story.
- Joe: What did they say?
- Bill: I believe their exact words were, "what kind of jackass hires a discount butler from a classified ad in the local Pennysaver?" Then I became verbally abusive and they hung up on me.