- Summer: And we looked through all your toys and we couldn't find any plastic horses but we did find this.
- Marissa: Share Bear? Wow!
- Seth: She'll watch over you with her Care Bear Stare.
- Ryan Atwood: How'd you know about the Care Bear Stare?
- Seth: I painted that.
- [Kirsten pours the rest of the champagne for herself]
- Sandy: That's cool. I didn't want any, anyway.
- Kirsten: My dad is marrying Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper... is my step-mom.
- Sandy: Maybe we'll get you another bottle.
- Jimmy: Yeah. Drink up.
- Kirsten: This is an unholy alliance. This is two storm fronts colliding. This is the apocalypse for us all.
- Sandy: Maybe you wanna lay off the sauce.
- Kirsten: Think of it, Jimmy, when we were growing up, all those times you came over to go sailing with my dad, did you ever think he'd marry your ex-wife?
- Jimmy: Yeah, gimme a glass.
- Kirsten: Never!
- Sandy: I don't know, Jimbo. The way I see it, this could be the best thing to ever happen to you.
- Kirsten: No, there is nothing good about what's happened here. I mean, this marriage is an asteroid that has hit the Earth. Now we have to wait to see which species survives.
- Marissa: Besides, I'm not the only one crying.
- Seth: I'm sorry what? I'm allergic, OK, and there is so much pollen in here right now. It's ridiculous.
- Marissa: It's OK.
- Seth: Hey tomorrow we are watching football, OK?
- Summer: Football season is five months away.
- Seth: ESPN Classics, OK, we watch old games.
- Seth: Summer did all the building. And the heavy lifting and the wiring of the electronics but I painted.