The Odd Couple (TV Series)
Oscar's Promotion (1972)
Virginia Ann Lee: Miss Hong Kong
Quotes
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Chuk Mai Chin : [visiting Chinese wrestler Chuk Mai Chin and Miss Hong Kong stop by the apartment with two large paper bags] We go to China tomorrow, so we came up tonight to be with good friends.
Felix Unger : Congratulations on your victory. What did you bring?
Chuk Mai Chin : Food. Food. Special food. Food the Chinese people rike.
Felix Unger : Oh, food the Chinese people like. Oh, how nice. Let's see what you've got here. What did you bring us.
Chuk Mai Chin : Ehhh, you rike, eh, rox?
Oscar Madison : Rocks?
Felix Unger : Rocks?
Chuk Mai Chin : Rox.
Felix Unger : What kind of rocks?
Chuk Mai Chin : Rox, cleam and bagel.
Miss Hong Kong : Brintzes. Cheese brintzes.
Felix Unger : Cheese brintzes?
Oscar Madison : [good-heartedly imitating the Chinese accent] And river. Chop river. How come you brought this food?
Chuk Mai Chin : I ruve Italian food.