The Odd Couple (TV Series)
Scrooge Gets an Oscar (1970)
Ogden Talbot: Messenger Boy
Quotes
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Messenger Boy : Mr. Oscar Madison?
Oscar Madison : Yeah.
Messenger Boy : You have a singing telegram.
Oscar Madison : Lay it on me, kid.
Messenger Boy : [singing] Seasons' greetings, Oscar, boy - my alimony's due. If you don't pay up right away, I'll get the cops on you, And you'll spend Christmas in the clink, with other bums like you.
[speaking]
Messenger Boy : Signed, your former wife, Blanche Madison
[he holds out his hand]
Oscar Madison : You expect a tip from me for that?
Messenger Boy : What tip? She sent it collect.