The Odd Couple (TV Series)

The Odyssey Couple (1973)

Jack Klugman: Oscar Madison

Quotes 

• Felix Unger : [when Oscar's mother presses him to get a nice girlfriend, Felix offers to find one for him]  I've got a girl here.

  Oscar Madison : Oh, well I'll get out of here.

  Felix Unger : No, no... she's for you.

  Oscar Madison : Oh, for me?

  Felix Unger : Yeah.

  Oscar Madison : [he peeks through the kitchen shutters to see her reading a magazine in the living room]  Hey, she's a doll!

  Felix Unger : She is a lady.

  Oscar Madison : Where'd you pick her up?

  Felix Unger : I didn't 'pick her up', as you so elegantly put it. I met her.

  Oscar Madison : Where?

  Felix Unger : [annoyed]  What does it matter where I met her? I *met* her.

  Oscar Madison : If it doesn't matter, tell me where.

  Felix Unger : I met her at the doctor's office.

  Oscar Madison : What has she got?