Illya Woloshyn: Jay Ziegler

Quotes 

• Jay Ziegler : [Jay begs Flash to give him back his telescope in a conversation that also states the theme of the entire series] 

  Flash : Let's bust it and see if there's anything inside.

  Jay Ziegler : Don't! Don't break it. It's my father's, and I have to get it home.

  Flash : Father? Home?

  Jay Ziegler : Yeah. It's supposed to stay in the house.

  Flash : What are you talkin' about?

  Jay Ziegler : You know 'home' - your address, parents. They're like us, only tall, with a driver's licence and a checkbook. Y'know, family. They care about you. They make sure you don't grow up to be a jerk. Home.