- Dwayne F. Schneider: [to Bob] Now, you don't want to be a lawyer. Fugeddabout bein' a lawyer. A lawyer, ya work with pickpockets, and muggers, and con-men, and thieves. And after that, it's all downhill into politics.
- Cliff Randall: How's it goin' with the tuba?
- Bob Morton: Well, I got this cold sore, and it hurts every time I pucker. But, doesn't matter. I may never play the tuba again, anyway.
- Barbara Cooper: Why not, Bob?
- Bob Morton: Well, last Friday some joker hid my lunch. During the game with Taft High, I hit my big 'oom-pah-pah', and blew a Twinkie clear across the court.