Pat Harrington Jr.: Dwayne F. Schneider

Quotes 

• Barbara Cooper : [feeling neglected, Barbara begins to regret being a 'good kid']  Wheee. I'm Miss Excitement. I'm the only kid I know who goes to Confession and has to make up sins.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : [laughing]  Boy, if I ever went to Confession, the priests would all have a raffle to see who got to hear it.