- Barbara Cooper: [feeling neglected, Barbara begins to regret being a 'good kid'] Wheee. I'm Miss Excitement. I'm the only kid I know who goes to Confession and has to make up sins.
- Dwayne F. Schneider: [laughing] Boy, if I ever went to Confession, the priests would all have a raffle to see who got to hear it.
- Barbara Cooper: [after snapping at Bob] I'm sorry, Bob. I'm really in a bad mood lately. Unless you're wild and misbehaved, nobody pays any attention to you.
- Bob Morton: Yeah, I know what you mean. I feel that way at dinner lotsa times. My mother keeps forgetting to set a place for me.
- Barbara Cooper: I bet if we did something bad, people would notice us.
- Bob Morton: Yeah. Y'know, I think the worst thing I've done is, well, y'remember that dirty poem on Mrs Acker's blackboard, the one with all the four-letter words...
- Barbara Cooper: Don't tell me you wrote that.
- Bob Morton: Nope, but I read it - twice.
- Barbara Cooper: Bob, do you see? We're alike. We've both got the same, horrible image. We're nice.
- Bob Morton: Yeah. I'm supposed to be a teenager, and my mother trusts me. It's embarrassing.