Valerie Bertinelli: Barbara Cooper

Quotes 

• Alex Handris : D'ja ever take a Science class in Junior High?

  Barbara Cooper : Oh, yeah, General Science.

  Alex Handris : Well, they call it 'Exploring the Universe' now, but it's the same boring stuff.

  Barbara Cooper : Science isn't boring.

  Alex Handris : It is if you have Miss Hollidale. She can't even tell us about the sex life of the amoeba without blushing. No wonder she isn't married. She's probably sitting around, waiting to divide in half.