- Dwayne F. Schneider: [after Ann's heart attack, Schneider is trying to come to terms with it] Yeah, but the thing... I mean... Women don't get heart attacks. They give 'em.
- Ann Romano: [in hospital after her heart attack] Doctor, are there gonna be any restrictions, anything I'm not gonna be able to do?
- Max Horvath: Yeah, what about sex?
- Dr. Bradshaw: [a bit taken aback] Oh, um... All that she wants.
- Ann Romano: [in a weak voice] Hey, wow. That's more than I got before.