- Ann Romano: Schneider is that you?
- Dwayne F. Schneider: Yeah, Ms. Romano. I didn't mean to interrupt.
- Ann Romano: No, I'm just doing yoga.
- Dwayne F. Schneider: You look like the hood ornament on a Pierce-Arrow.
- Ann Romano: Mr. Peabody, listen, uh, we're not rich - I'm sure you know that, but, um, I do have some money saved up so...
- Harvey Peabody: Red, I don't want your money.
- Ann Romano: It would just be a loan.
- Harvey Peabody: I don't want a loan. Look, I've been working ever since I was thirteen, and paying taxes in this country for half a century. And between the gouges, the government, and inflation, I can't even pay my rent.
- Barbara Cooper: Yes, the whole C.L. scene.
- Ann Romano: C.L.?
- Barbara Cooper: Cost of Living. We're heavy into HEW in Socsh 2.
- Harvey Peabody: [to Ann] Have you noticed how hard it is to talk to the kids these days?
- Barbara Cooper: [beloved neighbor Mr Peabody is about to be evicted] We can hide you in the bathroom. Watch Out!
- Julie Cooper: Y'know, no one would think to look in there if they think that one of us is taking a shower.
- Barbara Cooper: Right.
- Harvey Peabody: Hey, the last time I doubled up in the shower was with a nurse at VA, and she said I had the body of fifty year old.
- Dwayne F. Schneider: Why don't you just come peacefully, will ya. It's for your own good.
- Harvey Peabody: Yeah, that's what my girlfriend said to me the other day when she tried to talk me into a vasectomy.