Pat Harrington Jr.: Dwayne F. Schneider

Quotes 

• Barbara Cooper : [having trouble choosing her college major]  The problem is there are so many things I could do.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Yeah, I had that problem in the Navy. I coulda been a signalman, electrician, machinist's mate. I finally decided I was gonna be a torpedo repairman.

  Barbara Cooper : Right. Why?

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Well, I didn't figure there'd be too much to do do. How many torpedoes come back broken?

• Dwayne F. Schneider : Barbara's really got a tough decision. I mean, nowadays, women can do practically anything they want.

  Ann Romano : Practically?

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Well, except maybe pope or a good bandleader.