Pat Harrington Jr.: Dwayne F. Schneider

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• Dwayne F. Schneider : Before I go, just let me say, please always remember, and don't ever forget the great lessons we learn from ancient history: Beware of Hungarians bearing gifts.

  Ann Romano : Schneider, you mean Greeks.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Greeks, Hungarians - any of those countries where the men dance together.

• Julie Cooper : You gotta take it from an expert: when a guy is on the make, he'll lie about anything, from his income to his output.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Really.

  Julie Cooper : Of course. I mean, even myself, I mean, in pursuit of l'amour I have, eh, I've passed myself off as a polo player, international jewel thief, jet pilot, and my favorite - and the one that always works - Governor of Utah.