Mackenzie Phillips: Julie Cooper

Quotes 

• Julie Cooper : [Julie is in love with her veterinarian employer, and Schneider brings in a turtle as an excuse to talk to him]  Schneider, what are you doing here?

  Dwayne F. Schneider : I got a sick turtle.

  [with difficulty, he takes the turtle out of his jacket pocket] 

  Julie Cooper : Since when have you had a turtle?

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Well, it's - actually, I just bought him. Came with a guarantee. Hundred years or a hundred yards, whichever comes first.