- Grandad: Well, I know you can't hear me, Arthur.
- [Del picks up a traffic cone and speaks in a ghostly voice]
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: That is what you think, Trotter.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: We'll scatter it evenly about, whilst we sign a hymn or something. Do you know any hymns?
- Rodney Trotter: Um... We Three Kings Of Orient Are
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Right.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter, Rodney Trotter: We three...
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: That is a Christmas Carol you wally. Why don't you go whole hog you know & sing Jingle Bells while I dance about & we sprinke him around.