Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

Cash and Curry (1981)

David Jason: Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter

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Quotes 

• Del Boy : It's the bacon and the egg situation all over again.

  Rodney Trotter : It's the chicken and the egg.

  Del Boy : We haven't got time to discuss food, Rodney!

• Del Boy : Didn't granddad tell you that I telephoned?

  Rodney Trotter : Oh yeah he told me. "Del-Boy's been captured by the Indians" he said. I didn't know whether to phone the police or the Texas Rangers.

• Del Boy : [During a heated exchange about living conditions]  You had a Persian rug with more food on it than a menu!

• Rodney Trotter : No sign of Vimmal?

  Del Boy : No. Packed his bags and headed away on his toes, five minutes after we left. As MacBeth said to Hamlet in... Midsummer Night's Dream; we've been done up like a couple of kippers.

• Del Boy : I got a nosebleed coming, Rodney!

• Vimmal Malik : Where's your watch, Derek?

  Del Boy : Watch? Oh, it's at the menders. I broke it last night playing, uh, you know... volleyball

  [imitates swinging a racquet with his left hand] 

  Vimmal Malik : I thought you were right handed?

  Del Boy : Me? No, no, no, no, I'm ambiguous.