- Boycie: What's good for a broken nose?
- Trigger: Baseball bat, knuckle duster?
- Boycie: I mean my nose might be broken.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Will you stop going on about your hooter,
- [holds up a cigar]
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: or I'll ram this up it for a splint.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [Opening the briefcase with all the gold chains] Jeez.
- Rodney Trotter: What'd you do? Mug Mr T?
- Rodney Trotter: So, how'd you get on?
- Cassandra Parry: The hotel was horrible, the weather was lousy, the food was rotten & the people were boring.
- Rodney Trotter: Oh good.