Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

Go West Young Man (1981)

Caroline Ellis: Michelle

Quotes 

• Michelle : What do you prefer? Astroturf or grass?

  Rodney Trotter : Don't know. I've never smoked astroturf.

• Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : [as Del tells the ladies a tall tale about Rodney being a professional tennis player, and playing in a tournament in Miami]  Well, we can't complain like, because he won it. He did. He, uh... he beat that Jimmy Connolly in the final.

  Michelle : Jimmy Connolly? Don't you mean Jimmy Connors?

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : No, he knocked that diddlyo out in the first round. Nine sets to one.

  [Ladies laugh] 

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Actually we're only in London to get Hot Rod here measured up for a new bat.

  Nicki : It's a racquet.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Bloody is, the prices they charge, darlin'!