Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

No Greater Love... (1982)

Lennard Pearce: Grandad

Quotes 

• [at the dinner table, Rodney is telling Del and Grandad about Irene] 

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : How old is she, 20?

  Rodney Trotter : No, she's about 30.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : How old is "about 30"?

  Rodney Trotter : 40!

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : [coughing]  40! 40? Stone me, Rodney.

  Rodney Trotter : What's wrong with going out with a woman of 40?

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Nothing. Nothing at all, if you happen to be 50! Blimey, she's even too old for me!

  Grandad : Well I'D have to think twice!