- Rodney Trotter: [to himself on spotting a photograph of Tommy Mackay whilst alone in the living room of Irene's house] Bloody Hell, he's a big bloke!
- [Del meeting Tommy Mackay]
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Oh, but it was only a friendly drink.
- Tommy Mackay: But I'm not a friendly geezer. And that kind of thing makes me really angry! I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll remember for the rest of your life, Rodney, my old son!
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Now let's not be hasty, eh?
- [notices Tommy called him "Rodney"]
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Rodney? Did you say Rodney?
- Tommy Mackay: Yeah that's right, Rodney Trotter, that's you, ain't it?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: No, no, no, no, no, no.
- [realises Rodney has no chance against Tommy]
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Yeah I'm... I'm Rodney Trotter, yeah!
- Tommy Mackay: Good, okay, Leroy, give him some air!
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [to Tommy and Leroy after his camel coat lands in a puddle before the fight] Now look what you made do! That was a brand new coat!
- [at the dinner table, Rodney is telling Del and Grandad about Irene]
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: How old is she, 20?
- Rodney Trotter: No, she's about 30.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: How old is "about 30"?
- Rodney Trotter: 40!
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [coughing] 40! 40? Stone me, Rodney.
- Rodney Trotter: What's wrong with going out with a woman of 40?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Nothing. Nothing at all, if you happen to be 50! Blimey, she's even too old for me!
- Grandad: Well I'D have to think twice!
- Irene Mackay: You'd better tell me your name, it'll get a bit embarrassing if I have to call you "Thingy" all night!
- Rodney Trotter: My name's Rodney.
- Irene Mackay: Irene.
- Rodney Trotter: No, Rodney.