- Frank 'Flip' Flippen: How 'bout a bet, Calamity. The first one into Denver tomorrow wins; the loser pays.
- Calamity Jane: You're on, Flip Flippen. Hey, ah, what are we bettin'?
- Frank 'Flip' Flippen: A kiss.
- Calamity Jane: A kiss! Well, what kind of bet do you call that?
- [Dutton draws the blade from his sword cane]
- Frederick Thomas 'Fred' Kelly: I always figured you for some kind of a varmint, Dutton, but I didn't know where you kept your stinger.