Peep Show (TV Series)
Warring Factions (2003)
Matt King: Super Hans
Quotes
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Super Hans : So, you got our track?
Jeremy Usborne : Er, no. I've been thinking, I'm not sure. I think maybe it's shit.
Super Hans : Whoa! Hold it, cowboy. Rewind, wash it. The track's shit? Jez, the track's THE shit!
Jeremy Usborne : It's just I found Mark laughing at it.
Super Hans : Oh what, so Mister fucking ocean colour pants don't get it? Well, quelle fucking surprise.
Jeremy Usborne : Plus he was doing it in front of Toni.
Super Hans : Mate, you gotta get some rewengay. He broke omertà.
Jeremy Usborne : You think?
Super Hans : Listen, the whole industry is run by suits like your mate.
Jeremy Usborne : Do you think that's why we haven't got a deal yet?
Super Hans : Course it is, they're all a bunch of Marks, ain't they? Sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dick sucked by a big Alsatian dog.
Jeremy Usborne : Yeah?
Super Hans : They're all perverts, mate. All in with each other. It's not who you know, it's who you blow.
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Super Hans : Pint of Guinness, please. No logo on the foam.
Jeremy Usborne : No logo on the foam?
Super Hans : You don't buy into all that one, do ya? What, the old "Oo, I've got a clover in me foam, I'm so important." No, what you're doing there is you're drinking an advert, ain't ya, eh, shithead?