Quotes
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[Mark is at Sophie's place with a couple of her friends but her now ex-boyfriend Jeff has come round to collect his stuff and is spoiling the evening]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Shit, this is just not normal. Someone's got to do something.
[looking at Sam the Buddhist]
Mark Corrigan : He's gonna just stand there like Jeff's the invading Chinese army.
[looking at Sophie and Karen]
Mark Corrigan : They're women, that old get-out. Oh God, it's got to be me!
[he gets up]
Mark Corrigan : Listen Jeff. I, er, I think, you know, it's time you left.
Jeff Heaney : Oh, really? And what are you gonna do about it, exactly?
Mark Corrigan : What am I gonna do?
[voiceover]
Mark Corrigan : What am I gonna do?
[to Jeff]
Mark Corrigan : Nothing. Except stand here, like a civilised man, and wait for you to do the civilised thing and leave.
[Jeff looks at him, then looks at Sophie]
Jeff Heaney : [meekly] Yeah, well, I'll just be getting some CDs out the bedroom.
[he quietly leaves the room]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Brilliant. Probably looks like I was ready to punch him, when actually I was going to use the Buddhist as a human shield.
