Quotes
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[At Jeremy and Nancy's wedding service]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] There he goes, dead man walking. I tried, I failed. Got to let him make his own mistakes, like Dad did with me and the strimmer.
Tony : She looks lovely, doesn't he?
Mark Corrigan : Yeah.
Toni : Jesus. Didn't realise I was with the fucking Nancy Appreciation Society. Tony, if you'd like to bang her, why don't you just come out and say it?
Tony : OK. I would like to bang her.
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[they're doing tequila slammers]
Tony : Mate, aren't you gonna slam?
Sam : I don't drink, it's a Buddhist thing.
Jeremy Usborne : [to Super Hans] What's his name again?
Super Hans : Sam. Mate of Darren's.
Tony : Come on, it's a stag night. You've got to slam on a stag night. Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!
[the others join in chanting "Slam!". Sam picks up his glass and slams it down far too hard on the table, shattering it and lacerating his hands]
Super Hans : Ouch. I'm thinking maybe Buddha wasn't too pleased.
