- Balki Bartokomous: Oh, Cousin, we're going to have an adventure!
- Larry Appleton: Well, I'll go. But I won't have any fun.
- Balki Bartokomous: Well, of course not, I wouldn't expect you to.
- Balki Bartokomous: What's wrong with Vegaaas?
- Larry Appleton: Are you kidding? Vegas is a moral wasteland. It goes against everything I was ever told I believe in.
- Balki Bartokomous: When were you in Vegaaas?
- Larry Appleton: Well, I... uh... um... never. But I saw 'Ocean's 11.' All Vegas is is gambling, flashing lights, big name entertainers and showgirls in skimpy costumes.
- Balki Bartokomous: You're right! Let's pack.