Perfect Strangers (TV Series)
First Date (1986)
Mark Linn-Baker: Larry Appleton
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Quotes
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Larry Appleton : Balki, that's not how you meet women. That's how muggers meet women!
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Larry Appleton : Take a reality pill!
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Larry Appleton : I don't like to be embarrassed. I've spent my whole life avoiding embarrassing situations. Who knows when it started? Maybe when I was born nude in front of all those strangers
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Balki Bartokomous : So, this is one of your American mating places.
Larry Appleton : Meeting, a meeting place. People meet each other here. They mate somewhere else.
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Balki Bartokomous : Will you come with me, Cousin Larry? Tonight is kind of special.
Larry Appleton : No, Balki, a singles bar is not my first choice of places to meet women. I prefer more formal situations you know, uh... weddings... tax audit... Heimlich maneuver...
